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ive taken it upon myself to write down all our plans for this summer. we keep fucking forgeting.
plans for this summer:
-oregon with kjerstin in august with my siblings and their two very lovely gay guy friends.
-everyones going to kjrstins cabin in Bellingham for a good two days of heavy drinking and heavy smoking. i cant even imagine all of us up there alone in her cabin. scary. but its going to be so fun.
-camping and drinking, in tents with pbr <3
-the fucking zoo, god damnit
-us bcc kids are going to take a feild trip to the campus to see what the hell we are getting ourselves into next fall.
-zach + casey = another delicious dinner party
-barbeque at my house and kickball at the park (zachs idea)
-road trip: i want to go to idaho, but sean wants to go to cali. we'll see.
-sleepover in seans attic with about 50 people and 30 square feet
-"kjerstin and maria get lost 2005"
-many many shows in seattle
-destroy kylie. heh, just kidding ky. kind of.
-and many drunken nights splashed with marijuana and cigarette smoke
-another all nighter topped with dennys at 5 a.m (anyone? anyone? hahah new years <3). you know, new years is still my drinking record. i drank from 7 pm. to 7 am. and managed to get about 14 beers in me.
-oh! and put my AMAZING INVENTION to use!!
my amazing invention
okay, so this here is my brainchild. and it makes me sound like the biggest alcoholic-stoner ever but whatever. its a good invention. (in theory)
so you know what a gravity bong is right? no? okay i will explain it to you. its a sobe bottle with a hole punched in the bottom (you know that urban ledgend about how sobe bottles are made for smoking becuase you can punch a perfect hold right in the bottom, yeah okay). and the carb is on the cap. so in order to use it, you plug the hole on the bottom and fill the bottle up with water. then you light up and unplug the hole. the water comes out of the hole and the suction from the release of water sucks so much fucking smoke into the bottle. then you take of the cap and have at it. BUT my theory is this...you dont fill the the sobe bottle with water but you fill it with beer, and then when it gets released it gets channeled into a beer bong for someone else sitting below the person.
OH MY GOD...I AM CALLING A.A RIGHT NOW! its such a ridiculous idea. but oh wow, it would destroy two people at once. heh, i want to try and make one.
i swear to god i have other hobbies.
haha we are so fucking lazy. we arent going to do any of that. we are just going to eat and drink in seans attic all summer, in the darkness, listening to sad music, and talking about how fucking cool we are. dont get me wrong, we will come down sometimes...to myspace it. hahah.
things have been weird latley with my friends. there has been some "sleeping around" going on and two of my close friends are no longer being talked to. they deserve it. i cant talk to either of them as well. but the weird thing is that the rest of us became a lot closer. the "victim" in this terrible sleeping around situation has found herself right in the middle of the most supportive group of people ever. all this support for her has brought us all so much closer as well. as for the other two people...i said what i had to say to both of them already, and i dont think it affected them at all. they are so strung out on e its not even funny anymore. when they finally come back around they are going to relaize that they have lost all their friends. and then, well, that sucks for them.
question though,
i cant figure out how someone can have sex with someone else if it doesnt mean anything to them. why would you even bother if there is nothing there. you must have to be on so many drugs to just have cheep sex like that.
